Five Cups, No Lunch - Women's Tee

Is it a sin to drink coffee and not eat? No.

Is it a bad idea? Absolutely.

Are we going to stop doing this to ourselves? Probably not.

Our Five Cups, No Lunch tee is a vintage-inspired tee for the gloriously over-caffeinated. The design features an Americana-inspired black cat with wide, wired eyes at the center, perfectly capturing the unwell magic of too much coffee and not enough food. Made from lightweight cotton with a soft drape, it’s finished with a ribbed collar and shoulder taper to help keep its shape through regular wear. It’s the kind of shirt that slips easily into your rotation, whether you’re running on espresso and bad decisions, layering up with a thrifted jacket, or spending too long staring at a screen in a dim café. Comfortable, a little unhinged, and built with character, it wears in well and keeps coming back for more.

Product features

- Lightweight ringspun cotton (4.5 oz) for breathable everyday wear

- Semi-fitted cut with side seams for a flattering, maintained shape

- Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for long-lasting construction

- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and shape retention

- Color-dependent fiber blends (solids 100% cotton; heathers blended) and runs true to size

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: medium

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean